If so, here it is……
You are cordially invited to save hundreds of dollars off your monthly mortgage payment by refinancing your loan today. Dan Shlufman and Classic Mortgage hereby request the presence of your loan application at our processing center in Maywood, NJ. We would be thrilled to share this special time in history with you when we have the lowest interest rates on record.
The pleasure of your patronage is respectfully requested. Please RSVP to the contact information listed below at your earliest convenience. We want to make sure that we have funds put aside so that you can enjoy a lower monthly payment for 15, 20 or 30 years.
If you would like us to book a hotel or a flight which you can pay for with these savings, please let us know. Also, if you need cash to pay off high interest credit cards; for a home renovation; college or a business investment, you can do that too.
Contact me today and find out how you can save hundreds of dollars on your monthly payment by refinancing. You can also buy a new home with a great interest rate. As Eddie the pitchman from the 80’s might say, “act now, these Crazy rates won’t last forever!”
Warmly (or, maybe with this weekend’s weather, I should write “Hotly”),
Daniel M. Shlufman, Esq.